A Clarification and a Request

The author of "Bad Baby Fish" is not, in fact, Mr. Cornelius Leon Smith III. It is me, though at this time I choose to remain anonymous, to avoid being blamed for its contents. 

However, even if I were to reveal my name, I do not deserve your irritation, as I am solely a conduit transcribing the words of another, and not the person who came up with the story. That dishonor does in fact belong to Mr. Cornelius Leon Smith III, a man possessed of two highly unusual traits. The first is that he insists on being called by his full name of Mr. Cornelius Leon Smith III every single time he is mentioned. The second is that he abhors all manner of technology, to the point that he would not type this book himself, and instead badgered me into doing so, using tactics best left undisclosed at this time.

 Please share this site with others, and warn them to not purchase "Bad Baby Fish". In return, I promise to do everything in my power to discourage Mr. Cornelius Leon Smith III from writing anything else, so he can move on to new, and far less public means of wasting people's time.